A: You posted a poem on your blog
Well the joke's on you buddy, because we posted a link to a poem.
An excerpt from Helen of Troy Does Countertop Dancing
by Margaret Atwood:
but I come from the province of the gods
where meanings are lilting and oblique.
I don’t let on to everyone,
but lean close, and I’ll whisper:
My mother was raped by a holy swan.
You believe that? You can take me out to dinner.
Read the entire thing here. (It's short, but long enough that we wanted to link away rather than copy and paste.) Atwood wrote the poem in 1939, published in a collection from 1995 called Morning in the Burned House.