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Perhaps you've never been part of a corporate conference call. If not, you're missing out on a naturally strange and often absurdly funny bit of accidental theatre, for the average conference call often sounds as if it were scripted by Eugene Ionesco.

Participants accidentally talk over each other. There are awkward pauses and sometimes bouts of great silence. Technical glitches haunt the proceedings and very little actual communication happens.

Now you can experience for the first time, or re-live, the magic of a conference call via the wonderfully bizarre conference call simulator. Click the link, follow the simple instructions and disappear into corporate madness.

[We give a firm handshake to Brooklyn's own James Barnes for giving us the passcode to join this thing. Hi James!]