Hey you. Guess what? It's our birthday today.
Yes. One year ago today Typing Monkey Industries (a subsidiary of Typing Monkey Int'l) launched this blog, and it's been nothing but free balloons and kitten hugs ever since.
As print publications fall down the rabbit hole of progress, and a growing demographic eagerly anticipates the day The Wall Street Journal begins posting editorials via Twitter, The Typing Monkey soldiers on in an already unfashionable information delivery system of the Web 2.0 era. Hurrah!
December and January have been slow newsdays. So we solemnly vow, on this, the first anniversary of The Typing Monkey, to bring more fresh content to this creepy little rest stop on the information superhighway. And coffee too. We'll have coffee. Maybe.
To celebrate we present the best thing that the Web has ever provided to humanity. Once this video was posted to YouTube, the civilized world reached its technological zenith. So relax and stop trying so hard, it's all downhill from here.
[Courtesy Slackmaster2000]
Whew!
And, at no extra charge, we've decided to include a link to an informative article from Metal Inquisition, a site that's been around as long as The Typing Monkey, but has managed to post 400-plus items of high quality.
Please enjoy Metal Inquisition's primer on screamo-crunk.
