Historians and cultural critics agree: This thing we, usually incorrectly, call the internet is built on a shameful pile of subjects that will one day signify and symbolize all that was wrong with Western Civilization.
So with that out of the way, let us be clear, breasts are terrific. There is no shame in boobs. All mammals have them and most humans wouldn't be alive without them.
To show how deep humanity's
obsession appreciation for boobs goes, regard this Wikipedia article on
hills around the world that happen to look like breasts, at least from certain angles. Yep. In what is now the primary fact-checking resource in most nations, resides an article about hills that look like boobs.
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The "Breasts of Aphrodite" at Mykonos, Greece
photo by Ross Berteig |
Take that, Pliny the Elder!
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I already hate this job." -- New summer intern Alice]
