So with that out of the way, let us be clear, breasts are terrific. There is no shame in boobs. All mammals have them and most humans wouldn't be alive without them.
To show how deep humanity's
|The "Breasts of Aphrodite" at Mykonos, Greece|
photo by Ross Berteig
Take that, Pliny the Elder!
["I already hate this job." -- New summer intern Alice]