The Typing Monkey would like to wish you a happy new year.
And if you plan on greeting the later hours of January 1, 2011 with a hangover, understand that no matter how bad you feel, you'll never have the same kind of headaches Kazuyuki Fujita had. From Cracked.com comes the story of this mixed martial arts fighter whose greatest gift (and ultimate downfall) was his skull.
[A tip of the party hat to lifelong TMI operative,No. 5, who sent us this year-old link when it was still fresh.]