According to this commercial enterprise, October is National Donut Month. That explains why Typing Monkey publisher S.L. Kreighton had three dozen cake donuts from Mighty-O Donuts shipped to the office yesterday morning via special courier.
This information was pieced together moments before intern Francine mumbled something about how "October starts with 'o' ... like a donut" and then passed out at her desk. So far nobody has brushed off Francine's rainbow-sprinkle mustache.
The "What We Did On Our Summer Vacation" project has sputtered and died a few CDs short of us looking like total idiots. We're now free to embrace October and the full-on Halloween frenzy that it brings.
But before things get all scary, let's take pause and enjoy this live performance of "Tighten Up" by Archie Bell & The Drells:
[courtesy of Sixtiesalltheway]
Seriously, Mighty-O donuts are delicious.